deepirony.wtf

Let’s break it down.

Russia’s been pounding Ukraine for three years straight. Bombers flying like it’s the Blitz all over again, rockets screaming through the night, civilians either running or dying. And now – wait for it – Ukraine sneaks in a few drones on a truck, assembles them, launches them across the border and suddenly Russian bombers start going up in flames in Siberia and beyond. The same bombers that were happily raining death from a distance. And the world? Freaks out. Really. Why? Because…

“Ukraine is risking a world war,” says General Flynn

Because, of course, if the bully gets punched back, it’s suddenly World War III. God forbid the aggressor feels pain! What’s hilarious is how these so-called “experts” – generals, advisors, think-tank warriors – suddenly panic that Ukraine is being risky. As if this had all been a polite game of chess until someone drove a tank across the board.

You know who can stop this war any time? The one who started it. Russia. Pack the army, go home, it’s done. But no – apparently, Ukraine’s the problem now. That’s like saying a woman “endangered family peace” by fighting off a rapist.

“Ukraine didn’t inform the U.S. before the attack...”

Excuse me? That’s borderline comedy. So Ukraine is supposed to call up the White House and ask nicely if it can blow up a few bombers that’ve been sending death its way every day? And if they don’t notify Uncle Sam, it’s an “international crisis”? Should Zelensky have at least texted Lavrov: “Yo, we’re planning a small drone BBQ Tuesday night. That cool?”

“Lavrov immediately phoned Rubio after the strikes on Russian bases”

No clue who Rubio is – his shrink? A random senator? Putin’s backup stunt double? Doesn’t matter. When Russia calls the U.S. because their death machines got smoked, it’s time for a drink. That’s not geopolitical drama anymore. That’s a Russian sitcom.

“Russia calls it their Pearl Harbor. Putin stays silent, fearing his image.”

Really? Pearl Harbor? Somebody skipped history class. Pearl Harbor was a surprise attack by Japan against the U.S., without a war being declared. That was a true act of aggression. But here? Russia’s been openly waging war on its neighbor for years – bombing, invading, killing – and suddenly, a couple of burned planes make them the victims? That’s like a burglar crying because the homeowner punched him while he was robbing the place.

“Ukraine failed to notify the U.S. about their plans...”

Oh sure. As if every country under attack has to kneel before some foreign diplomat in a suit before defending itself. “Sir, may I throw rocks while they fire artillery at us?” Also, considering how often U.S. leadership prefers silence – maybe so Trump doesn’t blurt secrets to Putin over golf – it’s probably for the best.

A world where victims are blamed, and the aggressors play the sympathy card... That’s deepirony.wtf in a nutshell. Because common sense checked out long ago.

-- ShadowMaker